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Thursday, January 9, 2014

Tower F's Basement

I understand we're going to be keeping some old paper records down there, which is fine, but I just want to mention a few things.

If you hear a click and then a whirring noise, you've just stepped on a "Reaper Mine." Stay calm, don't move, and radio Disposal. I think we've gotten most of them, but be careful in the corridors!

There is no need to go into the room marked "Temporal Quarantine." Despite the sound of it, I assure you the whole spectacle is actually quite boring (unless you are entertained by scores of nude men floating in stasis with shocked looks on their faces, in which case just look, don't touch). Stay away from the dials unless you want to deal with all of them aging several hundred years instantly. I've seen it and it's gross.

If someone could see to it that the tubs of SF-119 Synthetic Genome are moved out of there, you'll stop having problems with mold on the cardboard boxes.

That is all.

1 comment:

  1. We actually have a 3 year contract with that mold. Talk to Gladys and she'll help you get in touch with their HR rep.

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