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Thursday, October 4, 2012

A note about Higgins' thumbs

You all realize that they have to be Moleman thumbs, right? I have a 2 foot tall stack of assorted thumbs on my desk, which shows an inability to follow orders on far too many levels. Get it together, people. No slugs, no tokens, no co-worker thumbs or ape thumbs. 100% mole, no substitutes. It's not even that hard, I got 6 just walking from parking structure Iota to the snack machine over in the Applied Thermo-Witchcraft wing of building 1. It's that easy guys. Just a little effort is all we ask.

1 comment:

  1. Keep in mind, I will be testing these thumbs to verify time of death. Trying to cheat the system with thumbs severed before this mandate will nullify the agreement, and you will forfeit the rights to your own thumbs.

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