Hello all,
With the latest scientific developments unfolding on the surface of the red planet I would like to declare a level 3 evacuation of all non-eldritch personnel belonging to the R&D department. I damn sure dont want to be answering questions about how and why we have labs on the surface and a generous amount of sub martian experimental facilities. I make this evacuation only to the mortal and corporeal members of the R&D department cause I know you other mother fuckers can take care of yourselves. (and on a side note dont fuck up this rover, I have devices in place that NASA doesn't know about, and they are gathering data for me) Just make sure they stay away from the singularity reactor and everything should be just fine.
Thank you all and remember to wear your masks when slipping through realities to get back to Earth, I dont need anymore faceless half-deamons aimlessly milling about in my labs.
Thule has dispatched his swarms, equipped with the Tendoka Phasing Device to surround the facilities. The vibrations of their carapace will generate an EM field powerful enough to shift the entirety into a pocket dimension.
ReplyDeleteOur only concern is that if the exhaust scrubbers kick it, the vent smoke from the Zero-G Meth Lab will be visible. We're looking into it.
An update on this, Lunar Lab 1 reports that when in contact with methamphetamine production fumes, robots tend to become "Higher'n hell" and will often transition to being "rowdy as fuck". We should be in the clear.
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